{"id":74135,"date":"2024-04-17T09:31:20","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74135"},"modified":"2024-04-17T09:31:20","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:31:20","slug":"i-dont-know-what-to-get-my-wife-for-her-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/i-dont-know-what-to-get-my-wife-for-her-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"I don\u2019t know what to get my wife for her birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said:\n \u201cI don\u2019t know what to get my wife for her birthday \u2013 she has everything, and besides,\u2026\n she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I\u2019m stuck.\u201d\n His friend said: \u201cI have an idea!\n Why don\u2019t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes to make passionate love, any way she wants it.\n She\u2019ll probably be thrilled.\u201d\n Adam decided to take his friend\u2019s advice.\n The next day at the bar his friend said:\n \u201cWell? Did you take my suggestion?\u201d\n \u201cYes, I did,\u201d Adam replied.\n \u201cDid she like it?\u201d \n \u201cOh yes!\n She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling:\u2026\u201d\n \u201cI\u2019ll be back in an hour!!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: \u201cI don\u2019t know what to get my wife for her birthday \u2013 she has everything, and besides,\u2026 she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I\u2019m stuck.\u201d His friend said: \u201cI have an idea! Why don\u2019t you make up a certificate saying she\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74138,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74135","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/I-dont-know-what-to-get-my-wife-for-her-birthday.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74135\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}