{"id":74135,"date":"2024-04-17T09:31:20","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74135"},"modified":"2024-04-17T09:31:20","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:31:20","slug":"i-dont-know-what-to-get-my-wife-for-her-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/i-dont-know-what-to-get-my-wife-for-her-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"I don\u2019t know what to get my wife for her birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI don\u2019t know what to get my wife for her birthday \u2013 she has everything, and besides,\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I\u2019m stuck.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His friend said: <strong>\u201cI have an idea!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Why don\u2019t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes to make passionate love, any way she wants it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>She\u2019ll probably be thrilled.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Adam decided to take his friend\u2019s advice.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day at the bar his friend said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell? Did you take my suggestion?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes, I did,\u201d Adam replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDid she like it?\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh yes!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling:\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019ll be back in an hour!!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: \u201cI don\u2019t know what to get my wife for her birthday \u2013 she has everything, and besides,\u2026 she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I\u2019m stuck.\u201d His friend said: \u201cI have an idea! Why don\u2019t you make up a certificate saying she\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74138,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74135","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/I-dont-know-what-to-get-my-wife-for-her-birthday.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74135\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>