A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog.\n
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog:\n
The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying.\n
\u201cFather, my dog died. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?\u201d\n
Father Murphy told the farmer.\n
\u201cNo, we can\u2019t have services for an animal in the church, but I\u2019ll tell you what, there\u2019s a new denomination down the road and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they\u2019ll do something for the animal.\u201d\n
Patrick said.\n
\u201cI\u2019ll go right now. By the way, do you think \u20ac5,000 is enough to donate to the service?\u201d\n
Father Murphy exclaimed.\n
\u201cSweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn\u2019t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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