{"id":73113,"date":"2024-04-09T14:43:16","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=73113"},"modified":"2024-04-10T11:10:16","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T04:10:16","slug":"my-wife-and-i-went-to-a-dud3-ranch-while-in-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/my-wife-and-i-went-to-a-dud3-ranch-while-in-texas\/","title":{"rendered":"My wife and I went to a \u201cDud3 Ranch\u201d while in Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>My wife and I went to a \u201cDude Ranch\u201d while in Texas.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>and she asked what the difference was.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>He told her one had a horn and one didn\u2019t.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>She replied,<strong> \u201cThe one without the horn is fine.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>I don\u2019t expect we\u2019ll run into too much traffic.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I went to a \u201cDude Ranch\u201d while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn\u2019t. She replied, \u201cThe one without the horn is fine. I don\u2019t expect\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73116,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73113","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/My-wife-and-I-went-to-a-Dud3-Ranch-while-in-Texas.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73113\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>