{"id":73088,"date":"2024-04-09T14:27:02","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=73088"},"modified":"2024-04-09T14:27:02","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:27:02","slug":"will-you-take-all-of-your-clothes-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/will-you-take-all-of-your-clothes-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Will you take all of your clothes off?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>she was thrilled at the speed. &ldquo;<strong>If I do 200 km\/h, will you take all of your clothes off?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said <strong>\u201cyes, of course\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He brought the car up to the 200 km\/h benchmark.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then flipped over.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The undressed girl was thrown clear, but the boyfriend got stuck in a hole.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cGo and get help\u201d he yelled. <strong>&ldquo;I can\u2019t I\u2019m undressed!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201ctake my shoe&rdquo;, he said, <strong>&ldquo;and cover yourself&rdquo;.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Holding the shoe to her privates she ran off, down the road.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She came to a gas station, and ran inside to the proprietor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPlease help, my boyfriend got stuck in a hole!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The proprietor look at her. looked at the shoe, and then said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cthere\u2019s nothing I can do, he\u2019s too far in. \u201c\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed. &ldquo;If I do 200 km\/h, will you take all of your clothes off?&rdquo; The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said \u201cyes, of course\u201d He brought the car up to the 200 km\/h benchmark. However, he was unable to\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73095,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73088","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Will-you-take-all-of-your-clothes-off.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73088\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>