A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend\n

she was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 km\/h, will you take all of your clothes off?”\n

The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said \u201cyes, of course\u201d\n

He brought the car up to the 200 km\/h benchmark.\n

However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then flipped over.\n

The undressed girl was thrown clear, but the boyfriend got stuck in a hole.\n

\u201cGo and get help\u201d he yelled. “I can\u2019t I\u2019m undressed!\u201d\n

\u201ctake my shoe”, he said, “and cover yourself”.\n

Holding the shoe to her privates she ran off, down the road.\n

She came to a gas station, and ran inside to the proprietor.\n

\u201cPlease help, my boyfriend got stuck in a hole!\u201d\n

The proprietor look at her. looked at the shoe, and then said:\n

\u201cthere\u2019s nothing I can do, he\u2019s too far in. \u201c\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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