{"id":73080,"date":"2024-04-09T14:13:59","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=73080"},"modified":"2024-04-09T14:13:59","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:13:59","slug":"an-old-man-wants-to-sleep-every-night-with-a-hot-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/an-old-man-wants-to-sleep-every-night-with-a-hot-blonde\/","title":{"rendered":"An old man wants to sleep every night with a hot blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHoney, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>but I\u2019m sleeping with a 50 year old woman.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My wife is a very reasonable woman.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, \u201cHoney, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73083,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73080","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/An-old-man-wants-to-sleep-every-night-with-a-hot-blonde.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>