{"id":73072,"date":"2024-04-09T14:11:50","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=73072"},"modified":"2024-04-09T14:11:50","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:11:50","slug":"old-woman-really-need-a-compliment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/old-woman-really-need-a-compliment\/","title":{"rendered":"Old woman really need a compliment"},"content":{"rendered":"
A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying.\n Her voice shakes as she says to her husband,\n \u201cI\u2019m so old.\n I\u2019m so fat. \n I look horrible. \n I really need a compliment.\u201d\n Her husband, determined to quickly give his beloved the comfort she needs, A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, \u201cI\u2019m so old. I\u2019m so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment.\u201d Her husband, determined to quickly give his beloved the comfort she needs, exclaims, \u201cWell, you really have great eyesight!\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73078,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73072","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Old-woman-really-need-a-compliment.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73072\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nexclaims, \u201cWell, you really have great eyesight!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"