{"id":72632,"date":"2024-04-05T16:51:53","date_gmt":"2024-04-05T09:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72632"},"modified":"2024-04-12T14:03:37","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T07:03:37","slug":"im-a-sports-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/im-a-sports-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m A Sports Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I eat dinner in the car.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The kids do homework in the car.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I have zero time for any other activity.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My SUV is packed to the brim with gear.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>That SUV is no longer a car but a portable locker room.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The floorboards are covered in baseball dirt and football mud.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I live in yoga pants and fun, quotable t-shirts.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I no longer carry a purse, but a backpack.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My diet consists of nachos, M&amp;M\u2019s and pretzels.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I have Tylenol, ice packs and bandaids at all times.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The answer to <strong>\u201cWhat are you doing this weekend?\u201d is always the same. SPORTS.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I have a custom Yeti tumblr filled with ice water at all times.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I buy my laundry detergent in bulk at Costco.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Also Spray \u2018n Wash.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I have a top of line folding chair with sturdy powder-coated steel and a lifetime warranty.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As prepared as I am, there\u2019s always something I forgot.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>But the thing that was forgot was never for the player, it\u2019s always for me.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My blanket, my raincoat, my water bottle\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I fell asleep behind my sunglasses at a baseball game once.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I\u2019m constantly asking someone next to me, <strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s the score?\u201d\n<p>&nbsp;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>I eat dinner in the car. The kids do homework in the car. I have zero time for any other activity. My SUV is packed to the brim with gear. That SUV is no longer a car but a portable locker room. The floorboards are covered in baseball dirt and football mud. I live in\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72635,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[642],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72632","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-moral-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IM-A-SPORTS-MOM.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72632\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>