{"id":72479,"date":"2024-04-04T14:51:35","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:51:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72479"},"modified":"2024-04-04T14:51:35","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:51:35","slug":"just-had-another-fight-with-my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/just-had-another-fight-with-my-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Just had another fight with my wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPour me a stiff one \u2013 just had another fight with the my wife.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh yeah?\u201d said Charlie<strong> \u201cAnd how did this one end?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhen it was over,\u201d Mike replied, <strong>\u201cshe came to me on her hands and knees.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cReally,\u201d said Charles,<strong> \u201cnow that\u2019s a switch! What did she say?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cShe said, \u2018Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.&rsquo;\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender\u2026 \u201cPour me a stiff one \u2013 just had another fight with the my wife.\u201d \u201cOh yeah?\u201d said Charlie \u201cAnd how did this one end?\u201d \u201cWhen it was over,\u201d Mike replied, \u201cshe came to me on her hands and knees.\u201d \u201cReally,\u201d said Charles, \u201cnow that\u2019s a\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72479","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Just-had-another-fight-with-my-wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72479\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>