{"id":72466,"date":"2024-04-04T14:36:11","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72466"},"modified":"2024-04-04T14:36:11","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:36:11","slug":"an-elderly-couple-was-driving-across-the-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/an-elderly-couple-was-driving-across-the-country\/","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple was driving across the country"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMa\u2019am, did you know you were speeding?\u201d the officer said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, <strong>\u201cWhat did he say?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHe said you were speeding!\u201d the old man yelled.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The patrolman then asked, <strong>\u201cMay I see your license?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman turned to her husband again, <strong>\u201cWhat did he say?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old man yelled back,<strong> \u201cHe wants to see your license!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman then gave the officer her license. <strong>\u201cI see you are from Arkansas,\u201d the patrolman said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I\u2019ve ever seen.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman turned to her husband again and asked, <strong>\u201cWhat did he say?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old man replied, <strong>\u201cHe said he knows you!&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. \u201cMa\u2019am, did you know you were speeding?\u201d the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, \u201cWhat did he say?\u201d \u201cHe said you were speeding!\u201d the old man yelled. The patrolman then asked, \u201cMay\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72468,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72466","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/An-elderly-couple-was-driving-across-the-country.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72466\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>