{"id":72456,"date":"2024-04-04T14:30:07","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72456"},"modified":"2024-04-04T14:30:07","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:30:07","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-were-golfing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-husband-and-wife-were-golfing\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife were golfing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHoney, if I died would you get married again?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband said,<strong> \u201cNo sweetie.\u201d The woman said, <strong>\u201cI\u2019m sure you would.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the man said,<strong> \u201cOkay, I would\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then the woman asked, <strong>\u201cWould you let her sleep in our bed?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And the man replied, <strong>\u201cYa, I guess so.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then the wife asked, <strong>\u201cWould you let her use my golf clubs?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And the husband replied, <strong>\u201cNo, she\u2019s left handed.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, \u201cHoney, if I died would you get married again?\u201d The husband said, \u201cNo sweetie.\u201d The woman said, \u201cI\u2019m sure you would.\u201d So the man said, \u201cOkay, I would\u201d Then the woman asked, \u201cWould you let her sleep in our bed?\u201d And the man replied,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72459,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72456","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-husband-and-wife-were-golfing.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72456\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>