{"id":72412,"date":"2024-04-04T11:08:28","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72412"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:08:28","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:08:28","slug":"after-g0d-fear-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/after-g0d-fear-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"After G0d, Fear Wife!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall &amp; if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>If you run in the wrong direction, you\u2019ll give me all your salary for this month\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I\u2019ll have your salary too right?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Wife: are you ready\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: Yes ready\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: TURKEY\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It\u2019s been 4 HOURS NOW\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird\n<h4><span style='\"color:' font-size:>Moral lesson\u2026 After God, Fear Wife!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall &amp; if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run in the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72413,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72412","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/After-G0d-Fear-Wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72412\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></h4></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>