{"id":72404,"date":"2024-04-04T11:00:29","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72404"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:00:29","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:00:29","slug":"a-man-runs-into-a-bank-and-r0bs-the-teller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-runs-into-a-bank-and-r0bs-the-teller\/","title":{"rendered":"A man runs into a bank and r0bs the teller"},"content":{"rendered":"
A man runs into a bank, pulls out a g .un and r0bs the teller.\n He then turns the g .un on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks,\n \u201cDid you see me r0b this bank?\u201d\n The man stammered, \u201cYes.\u201d\n Bang!\n The r0bber sh0ots him.\n He then turns the g .un on the married couple next in line,\n points the gun at the husband and demands,\n \u201cDid you see me r0b this bank?\u201d\n The husband quickly responds,\n \u201cNo\u2026.but my wife did!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man runs into a bank, pulls out a g .un and r0bs the teller. He then turns the g .un on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, \u201cDid you see me r0b this bank?\u201d The man stammered, \u201cYes.\u201d Bang! The r0bber sh0ots him. He then turns the g\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72405,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72404","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-man-runs-into-a-bank-and-r0bs-the-teller.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72404\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}