{"id":72404,"date":"2024-04-04T11:00:29","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72404"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:00:29","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:00:29","slug":"a-man-runs-into-a-bank-and-r0bs-the-teller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-runs-into-a-bank-and-r0bs-the-teller\/","title":{"rendered":"A man runs into a bank and r0bs the teller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man runs into a bank, pulls out a g .un and r0bs the teller.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He then turns the g .un on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDid you see me r0b this bank?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man stammered,<strong> \u201cYes.\u201d\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Bang!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The r0bber sh0ots him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He then turns the g .un on the married couple next in line,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>points the gun at the husband and demands,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDid you see me r0b this bank?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband quickly responds,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cNo\u2026.but my wife did!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man runs into a bank, pulls out a g .un and r0bs the teller. He then turns the g .un on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, \u201cDid you see me r0b this bank?\u201d The man stammered, \u201cYes.\u201d Bang! The r0bber sh0ots him. He then turns the g\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72405,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72404","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-man-runs-into-a-bank-and-r0bs-the-teller.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72404\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p>