{"id":72401,"date":"2024-04-04T10:57:27","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72401"},"modified":"2024-04-04T10:57:27","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:57:27","slug":"two-bored-csino-dealers-were-waiting-at-a-craps-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/two-bored-csino-dealers-were-waiting-at-a-craps-table\/","title":{"rendered":"Two bored c@sino dealers were waiting at a craps table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A very attractive gorgeous woman arrived and bet twenty thousand Dollars on a single roll of the dice.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She said, <strong>\u201cI hope you don\u2019t Mind, but I feel much luckier when I\u2019m completely wear nothing.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice And yelled,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMama needs new clothes!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then she Hollered\u2026<strong>\u201dYES! YES! I WON! I WON!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She jumped up and Down and hugged each of the dealers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She then picked up all The money and her clothes and quickly departed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, One of them asked, <strong>\u201cWhat did she roll?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The other answered, <strong>\u201cI don\u2019t know, I thought YOU were watching!&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very attractive gorgeous woman arrived and bet twenty thousand Dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, \u201cI hope you don\u2019t Mind, but I feel much luckier when I\u2019m completely wear nothing.\u201d With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice And yelled, \u201cMama needs new clothes!\u201d Then she Hollered\u2026\u201dYES!\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72402,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72401","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Two-bored-c@sino-dealers-were-waiting-at-a-craps-table.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72401\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>