{"id":72401,"date":"2024-04-04T10:57:27","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72401"},"modified":"2024-04-04T10:57:27","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:57:27","slug":"two-bored-csino-dealers-were-waiting-at-a-craps-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/two-bored-csino-dealers-were-waiting-at-a-craps-table\/","title":{"rendered":"Two bored c@sino dealers were waiting at a craps table"},"content":{"rendered":"
A very attractive gorgeous woman arrived and bet twenty thousand Dollars on a single roll of the dice.\n She said, \u201cI hope you don\u2019t Mind, but I feel much luckier when I\u2019m completely wear nothing.\u201d\n With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice And yelled,\n \u201cMama needs new clothes!\u201d\n Then she Hollered\u2026\u201dYES! YES! I WON! I WON!\u201d\n She jumped up and Down and hugged each of the dealers.\n She then picked up all The money and her clothes and quickly departed.\n The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.\n Finally, One of them asked, \u201cWhat did she roll?\u201d\n The other answered, \u201cI don\u2019t know, I thought YOU were watching!”\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A very attractive gorgeous woman arrived and bet twenty thousand Dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, \u201cI hope you don\u2019t Mind, but I feel much luckier when I\u2019m completely wear nothing.\u201d With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice And yelled, \u201cMama needs new clothes!\u201d Then she Hollered\u2026\u201dYES!\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72402,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72401","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Two-bored-c@sino-dealers-were-waiting-at-a-craps-table.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72401\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}