{"id":72397,"date":"2024-04-04T10:54:51","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72397"},"modified":"2024-04-04T10:54:51","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:54:51","slug":"a-man-and-a-woman-who-had-never-met-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-and-a-woman-who-had-never-met-before\/","title":{"rendered":"A man and a woman, who had never met before"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man and a woman, who had never met before,\n

but were both married to other people,\n

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.\n

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,\n

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,\n

he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.\n

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,\n

\u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?\n

I\u2019m awfully cold.\u201d\n

\u201cI have a better idea,\u201d she replied.\n

\u201cJust for tonight, let\u2019s pretend that we\u2019re married.\u201d\n

\u201cWow! That\u2019s a great idea!\u201d he exclaimed.\n

\u201dGood,\u201d she replied.\n

Get your own damn blanket!\n

\u201cAfter a moment of silence”, he farted.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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