{"id":72397,"date":"2024-04-04T10:54:51","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72397"},"modified":"2024-04-04T10:54:51","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:54:51","slug":"a-man-and-a-woman-who-had-never-met-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-and-a-woman-who-had-never-met-before\/","title":{"rendered":"A man and a woman, who had never met before"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man and a woman, who had never met before,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>but were both married to other people,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I\u2019m awfully cold.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI have a better idea,\u201d she replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cJust for tonight, let\u2019s pretend that we\u2019re married.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWow! That\u2019s a great idea!\u201d he exclaimed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201dGood,\u201d she replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Get your own damn blanket!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAfter a moment of silence&rdquo;, he farted.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72399,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72397","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-man-and-a-woman-who-had-never-met-before.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72397\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>