{"id":72392,"date":"2024-04-04T10:52:43","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72392"},"modified":"2024-04-04T10:52:43","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:52:43","slug":"mom-cause-youre-the-principal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/mom-cause-youre-the-principal\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom, Cause You\u2019re the Principal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWake up, son. It\u2019s time to go to school!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBut why, Mom? I don\u2019t want to go.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cGive me two reasons why you don\u2019t want to go.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, that\u2019s no reason not to go to school.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Come on now and get ready.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cGive me two reasons why I should go to school.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell, for one, you\u2019re 52 years old.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>And for another, you\u2019re the Principal!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. \u201cWake up, son. It\u2019s time to go to school!\u201d \u201cBut why, Mom? I don\u2019t want to go.\u201d \u201cGive me two reasons why you don\u2019t want to go.\u201d \u201cWell, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!\u201d \u201cOh, that\u2019s no\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72395,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72392","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Mom-Cause-Youre-the-Principal.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72392\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>