{"id":72386,"date":"2024-04-04T10:49:47","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72386"},"modified":"2024-04-04T10:49:47","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:49:47","slug":"pregnant-woman-woke-up-after-6-months","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/pregnant-woman-woke-up-after-6-months\/","title":{"rendered":"Pregnant woman woke up after 6 months"},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman was 3 months Pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months.\n

The woman asked the doctor about her babies.\n

The doctor said \u201cYou had twins, a boy and a girl they\u2019re both fine and your brother named them for you\u201d\n

The woman replies with \u201cNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOT MY BROTHER, he\u2019s an idiot!\n

What did he name the girl!?”\n

\u201cDenise\u201d the doctor answered\n

Oh, that\u2019s actually not that bad!\n

“what about the boy?\u201d\n

the woman replied doctor sighs deeply \u201dDenephew\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman was 3 months Pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months. The woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said \u201cYou had twins, a boy and a girl they\u2019re both fine and your brother named them for you\u201d The woman replies with \u201cNo, no, no,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72390,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72386","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Pregnant-woman-woke-up-after-6-months.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72386\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}