{"id":72386,"date":"2024-04-04T10:49:47","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72386"},"modified":"2024-04-04T10:49:47","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:49:47","slug":"pregnant-woman-woke-up-after-6-months","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/pregnant-woman-woke-up-after-6-months\/","title":{"rendered":"Pregnant woman woke up after 6 months"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman was 3 months Pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman asked the doctor about her babies.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor said <strong>\u201cYou had twins, a boy and a girl they\u2019re both fine and your brother named them for you\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman replies with <strong>\u201cNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOT MY BROTHER, he\u2019s an idiot!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>What did he name the girl!?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDenise\u201d the doctor answered\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Oh, that\u2019s actually not that bad!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;what about the boy?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>the woman replied doctor sighs deeply <strong>\u201dDenephew\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was 3 months Pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months. The woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said \u201cYou had twins, a boy and a girl they\u2019re both fine and your brother named them for you\u201d The woman replies with \u201cNo, no, no,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72390,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72386","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Pregnant-woman-woke-up-after-6-months.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72386\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>