{"id":72238,"date":"2024-04-03T11:17:32","date_gmt":"2024-04-03T04:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72238"},"modified":"2024-04-03T11:25:07","modified_gmt":"2024-04-03T04:25:07","slug":"give-me-six-double-vodkas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/give-me-six-double-vodkas\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cGive me six double vodkas.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, <strong>\u201cGive me six double vodkas.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The barman says, <strong>\u201cWow, you must have had one hell of a day.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYeah, I just found out my oldest son is g@y.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what\u2019s wrong, the man says, <strong>\u201cI just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bartender says,<strong> \u201cJesus! Doesn\u2019t anybody in your family like women?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, <strong>\u201cYeah, my wife!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, \u201cGive me six double vodkas.\u201d The barman says, \u201cWow, you must have had one hell of a day.\u201d \u201cYeah, I just found out my oldest son is g@y.\u201d The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72271,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, \u201cGive me six double vodkas.\u201dThe barman says, \u201cWow, you must have had one hell of a day.\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72238","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Give-me-six-double-vodkas.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72238\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>