{"id":72238,"date":"2024-04-03T11:17:32","date_gmt":"2024-04-03T04:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72238"},"modified":"2024-04-03T11:25:07","modified_gmt":"2024-04-03T04:25:07","slug":"give-me-six-double-vodkas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/give-me-six-double-vodkas\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cGive me six double vodkas.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, \u201cGive me six double vodkas.\u201d\n

The barman says, \u201cWow, you must have had one hell of a day.\u201d\n

\u201cYeah, I just found out my oldest son is g@y.\u201d\n

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what\u2019s wrong, the man says, \u201cI just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!\u201d\n

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. \n

The bartender says, \u201cJesus! Doesn\u2019t anybody in your family like women?\u201d\n

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, \u201cYeah, my wife!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, \u201cGive me six double vodkas.\u201d The barman says, \u201cWow, you must have had one hell of a day.\u201d \u201cYeah, I just found out my oldest son is g@y.\u201d The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72271,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, \u201cGive me six double vodkas.\u201dThe barman says, \u201cWow, you must have had one hell of a day.\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72238","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Give-me-six-double-vodkas.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72238\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}