He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.\n

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,\n

\u201cHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d\n

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.\n

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,\n

\u201cBefore you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:\n

1 \u2013 The bartender is a blonde girl.\n

2 \u2013 The bouncer is a blonde gal.\n

3 \u2013 I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.\n

4 \u2013 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.\n

5 \u2013 The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.\n

Now think about it seriously, Mister.\n

Do you still wanna tell that joke?\u201d\n

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,\n

\u201cNah, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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