{"id":72170,"date":"2024-04-01T16:13:18","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T09:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72170"},"modified":"2024-04-01T16:13:18","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T09:13:18","slug":"a-blind-man-enters-a-ladies-bar-by-mistake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-blind-man-enters-a-ladies-bar-by-mistake\/","title":{"rendered":"A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cBefore you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>1 \u2013 The bartender is a blonde girl.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>2 \u2013 The bouncer is a blonde gal.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>3 \u2013 I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>4 \u2013 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>5 \u2013 The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Now think about it seriously, Mister.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Do you still wanna tell that joke?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cNah, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201cHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, sir, you\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72173,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201cHey, you wanna hear...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72170","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-blind-man-enters-a-Ladies-Bar-by-mistake.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p>