{"id":72164,"date":"2024-04-01T16:10:46","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T09:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72164"},"modified":"2024-04-01T16:10:46","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T09:10:46","slug":"a-bus-full-of-ugly-people-had-a-head-on-collision-with-a-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-bus-full-of-ugly-people-had-a-head-on-collision-with-a-truck\/","title":{"rendered":"A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When they died, God granted all of them one wish.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first person said, <strong>\u201cI want to be gorgeous.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>God snapped his fingers and it happened.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This want on and on throughout the group.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When the man\u2019s turn came, he laughed and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI wish they were all ugly again.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, \u201cI want to be gorgeous.\u201d God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72167,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"When they died, God granted all of them one wish.The first person said, \u201cI want to be gorgeous.\u201dGod snapped his fingers and it happened.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72164","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-bus-full-of-ugly-people-had-a-head-on-collision-with-a-truck.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72164\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>