{"id":72160,"date":"2024-04-01T16:04:37","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T09:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72160"},"modified":"2024-04-01T16:29:35","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T09:29:35","slug":"a-child-asked-how-were-people-born","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-child-asked-how-were-people-born\/","title":{"rendered":"A child asked how were people born?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A child asked his father, <strong>\u201cHow were people born?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So his father said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAdam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWe were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The child ran back to his father and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou lied to me!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His father replied,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, your mom was talking about her side of the family.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A child asked his father, \u201cHow were people born?\u201d So his father said, \u201cAdam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.\u201d The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, \u201cWe were monkeys then we evolved to become like we\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72179,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A child asked his father, \u201cHow were people born?\u201dSo his father said,\u201cAdam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72160","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-child-asked-how-were-people-born.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72160\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p>