{"id":72145,"date":"2024-04-01T15:49:39","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T08:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=72145"},"modified":"2024-04-01T15:49:39","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T08:49:39","slug":"i-dont-want-to-spend-the-night-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/i-dont-want-to-spend-the-night-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don&rsquo;t Want To Spend The Night With You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A guy asked a girl in a university library:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The girl replied with a loud voice:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy\u2019s table and said:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I guess you felt embarrassed, right?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy then responded with a loud voice:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201c$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT\u2019S TOO MUCH!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy whispered in her ear:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI study law, and I know how to scrw people\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy asked a girl in a university library: \u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d The girl replied with a loud voice: \u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!\u201d All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72146,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A guy asked a girl in a university library: \u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201dThe girl replied with a loud voice:\u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72145","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/I-Dont-Want-To-Spend-The-Night-With-You.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72145\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p>