{"id":71956,"date":"2024-03-29T12:03:52","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=71956"},"modified":"2024-03-29T12:03:52","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:03:52","slug":"a-girl-goes-into-the-doctors-office-for-a-checkup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-girl-goes-into-the-doctors-office-for-a-checkup\/","title":{"rendered":"A girl goes into the doctor\u2019s office for a checkup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red <strong>\u2018H\u2019 on her chest.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHow did you get that mark on your chest?\u201d asks the doctor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he\u2019s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,\u201d she replies.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue<strong> \u2018Y\u2019 on her chest.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHow did you get that mark on your chest?\u201d asks the doctor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he\u2019s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,\u201d she replies.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green <strong>\u2018M\u2019 on her chest.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you have a boyfriend at Michigan?\u201d asks the doctor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red \u2018H\u2019 on her chest. \u201cHow did you get that mark on your chest?\u201d asks the doctor. \u201cOh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he\u2019s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,\u201d she replies. A couple\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71957,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red \u2018H\u2019 on her chest.\u201cHow did you get that mark on your chest?\u201d asks the doctor","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71956","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-girl-goes-into-the-doctors-office-for-a-checkup.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71956\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>