{"id":71950,"date":"2024-03-29T11:58:03","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=71950"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:58:03","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:58:03","slug":"what-did-your-husband-buy-for-you-when-you-had-your-first-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/what-did-your-husband-buy-for-you-when-you-had-your-first-child\/","title":{"rendered":"What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas,\n

were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion.\n

The Mississippian said, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.\u201d\n

The Texan lady commented, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d\n

The lady from Mississippi continued, \u201cWhen my second child was born,\n

my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive.\u201d\n

Again, the Texas lady commented, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d\n

The first woman boasted, \u201cThen, when my third child was born,\n

my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.\u201d\n

Yet again, the Texas lady commented, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d\n

The first woman then asked her companion,\n

\u201cWhat did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?\u201d\n

The Texas lady replied, \u201cMy husband sent me to charm school.\u201d\n

\u201cCharm school!\u201d the first woman cried.\n

\u201cLand sakes, child, what on Earth for?\u201d\n

The Texas lady responded, \u201cSo that instead of saying, \u2018Who gives a crap\u2019,\n

I learned to say, \u2018Well, isn\u2019t that nice?’\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.\u201d The Texan lady commented, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d The lady from Mississippi continued,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71951,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas,were conversing on the porch swing of...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71950","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/What-did-your-husband-buy-for-you-when-you-had-your-first-child.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71950\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}