{"id":71950,"date":"2024-03-29T11:58:03","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=71950"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:58:03","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:58:03","slug":"what-did-your-husband-buy-for-you-when-you-had-your-first-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/what-did-your-husband-buy-for-you-when-you-had-your-first-child\/","title":{"rendered":"What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Mississippian said, <strong>\u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Texan lady commented, <strong>\u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The lady from Mississippi continued, <strong>\u201cWhen my second child was born,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Again, the Texas lady commented, <strong>\u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first woman boasted, <strong>\u201cThen, when my third child was born,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Yet again, the Texas lady commented, <strong>\u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first woman then asked her companion,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Texas lady replied, <strong>\u201cMy husband sent me to charm school.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cCharm school!\u201d the first woman cried.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cLand sakes, child, what on Earth for?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Texas lady responded, <strong>\u201cSo that instead of saying, \u2018Who gives a crap\u2019,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I learned to say, \u2018Well, isn\u2019t that nice?&rsquo;\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.\u201d The Texan lady commented, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d The lady from Mississippi continued,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71951,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas,were conversing on the porch swing of...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71950","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/What-did-your-husband-buy-for-you-when-you-had-your-first-child.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71950\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>