{"id":71930,"date":"2024-03-29T11:29:46","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:29:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=71930"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:29:46","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:29:46","slug":"a-guy-and-his-buddy-are-on-the-beach-trying-to-pick-up-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-guy-and-his-buddy-are-on-the-beach-trying-to-pick-up-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"A guy and his buddy are on the beach trying to pick up girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Nobody looks. He comes back to his friend and the friend says <strong>\u201ctry a speedo\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So he walks up and down the beach in his speedo.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Nothing. The girls aren\u2019t reacting.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So his buddy says <strong>\u201ctake this potato and shove it down your speedo\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And the guy does. He walks up and down the beach, and everyone is reacting.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Hot girls, ugly girls, the surfers, a guy walking his dog, the lifeguards, everyone.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy gets back and his buddy says<strong> \u201cyou were supposed to stick it in the front\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing. Nobody looks. He comes back to his friend and the friend says \u201ctry a speedo\u201d. So he walks up and down the beach in his speedo. Nothing. The girls aren\u2019t reacting. So his buddy says \u201ctake this potato and shove it\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71931,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing.Nobody looks. He comes back to his friend and the friend says...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71930","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-guy-and-his-buddy-are-on-the-beach-trying-to-pick-up-girls.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71930\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>