{"id":71902,"date":"2024-03-29T11:04:25","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=71902"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:04:25","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:04:25","slug":"a-very-attractive-lady-walks-up-to-the-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-very-attractive-lady-walks-up-to-the-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"A very attractive lady walks up to the bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A very attractive lady walks up to the bar in a quiet pub.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAre you the manager?\u201d she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cActually, no.\u201d the man replies. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cCan you get him for me? I need to speak to him,\u201d she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cCan\u2019t,\u201d breathes the bartender. <strong>\u201cHe\u2019s not here. Is there anything I can do?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes, there is. I need you to give him a message,\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender\u2019s lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to kiss them gently.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat should I tell him?\u201d the bartender manages to say.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cTell him,\u201d she whispers,<strong> \u201cthere is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very attractive lady walks up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. She seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. \u201cAre you the manager?\u201d she asks, softly stroking his\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71908,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A very attractive lady walks up to the bar in a quiet pub.She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71902","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-very-attractive-lady-walks-up-to-the-bar.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71902\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>