There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.\n

The 1st passenger said, \u201cI am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time\u2026\n

My millions of fans need me , and I can\u2019t afford to die.\u201d\n

So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.\n

The 2nd passenger , Barack Hussein Obama, said , \u201cI am the 44th President of the United States, and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don\u2019t want me to die.\u201d\n

He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.\n

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy,\n

\u201cMy son , I am old and don\u2019t have many years left,\n

you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.\u201d\n

The little boy said , \u201cThat\u2019s okay , Your Holiness, there\u2019s a parachute left for you.\n

America\u2019s smartest President took my schoolbag.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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