{"id":71439,"date":"2024-03-26T09:22:28","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71439"},"modified":"2024-03-26T09:22:28","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:22:28","slug":"a-woman-and-a-man-had-a-car-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-woman-and-a-man-had-a-car-accident\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman and a man had a car accident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it\u2019s a bad one.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, <strong>\u201cSo you\u2019re a man, that\u2019s interesting.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I\u2019m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There\u2019s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man replied, <strong>\u201cI agree with you completely.\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis must be a sign from God!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman continued, <strong>\u201cAnd look at this, here\u2019s another miracle.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn\u2019t break.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man asks, <strong>\u201cAren\u2019t you having any?\u201d The woman replies,<strong> \u201cNo. I think I\u2019ll just wait for the police.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it\u2019s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, \u201cSo you\u2019re a man, that\u2019s interesting. I\u2019m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There\u2019s\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71442,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it\u2019s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of ...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71439","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-woman-and-a-man-are-involved-in-a-car-accident-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71439\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>