{"id":71436,"date":"2024-03-26T09:19:18","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71436"},"modified":"2024-03-26T09:19:18","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:19:18","slug":"a-man-and-a-woman-meet-at-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-and-a-woman-meet-at-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"A man and a woman meet at bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They decide to go back to the woman\u2019s house where they engage in passionate love making.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, <strong>\u201cQuick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhy are you undressed?\u201d he asks. <strong>\u201cWell, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready for you.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOkay\u201d the man replies <strong>\u201cI\u2019ll go get ready.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a unclothed man standing there clapping his hands.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWho are you?\u201d the man asks.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband exclaims, <strong>\u201cBut you are undressed!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThose little b*st*rds!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman\u2019s house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, \u201cQuick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!\u201d So the man runs\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71437,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman\u2019s house where...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71436","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-man-and-a-woman-meet-at-bar-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71436\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>