{"id":71424,"date":"2024-03-26T09:09:58","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71424"},"modified":"2024-03-26T09:09:58","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:09:58","slug":"a-scotsman-son-return-from-his-first-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-scotsman-son-return-from-his-first-date\/","title":{"rendered":"A Scotsman son return from his first date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, he arrived after midnight. <strong>\u201cWere you worried, father?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes, I was really worried\u2026 I want to know how much did that date cost you\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIt cost me only four euros!\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHmm, it\u2019s not that much.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI know father\u2026 But the girl didn\u2019t have any more money\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. \u201cWere you worried, father?\u201d \u201cYes, I was really worried\u2026 I want to know how much did that date cost you\u2026\u201d \u201cIt cost me only four euros!\u201d \u201cHmm, it\u2019s not that much.\u201d \u201cI know father\u2026 But\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71425,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. \u201cWere you worried, father?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71424","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Scotsman-son-return-from-his-first-date-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71424\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>