{"id":71411,"date":"2024-03-26T08:46:35","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T01:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71411"},"modified":"2024-03-26T08:46:35","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T01:46:35","slug":"a-man-went-to-the-police-station","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-went-to-the-police-station\/","title":{"rendered":"A man went to the Police Station"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou\u2019ll get your chance in court.\u201d said the Desk Sergeant.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, no no!\u201d said the man. <strong>\u201cI want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. <strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I\u2019ve been trying to do that for years!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. \u201cYou\u2019ll get your chance in court.\u201d said the Desk Sergeant. \u201cNo, no no!\u201d said the man. \u201cI want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I\u2019ve been trying\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71412,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. \u201cYou\u2019ll get your chance in court.\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71411","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-man-went-to-the-Police-Station-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71411\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>