{"id":71182,"date":"2024-03-25T09:40:44","date_gmt":"2024-03-25T02:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71182"},"modified":"2024-03-25T09:40:44","modified_gmt":"2024-03-25T02:40:44","slug":"teacher-asks-their-class-of-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/teacher-asks-their-class-of-children\/","title":{"rendered":"Teacher asks their class of children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with \u201cI\u201d\n</p><p>After a few children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy,\n</p><p>a child steps up and says\u201dI is-\u201d and is immediately interrupted by the teacher,\n</p><p>\u201cI am!\u201d She side-eyes the teacher, frowns and ignores her teacher,\n</p><p>starting again\u201dI is-\u201d again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily\n</p><p>\u201cIt\u2019s I am! Use the proper word!\u201d\n</p><p>The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation.\n</p><p>\u201cFine,\u201d she sighs \u201cI am the ninth letter of the alphabet.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with \u201cI\u201d After a few children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says\u201dI is-\u201d and is immediately interrupted by the teacher, \u201cI am!\u201d She side-eyes the teacher, frowns\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71188,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with \u201cI\u201d After a few children come to the front with predictable...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71182","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Teacher-asks-their-class-of-children.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71182\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>