{"id":71170,"date":"2024-03-22T17:10:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-22T10:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71170"},"modified":"2024-03-22T17:10:08","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T10:10:08","slug":"man-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/man-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"Man walks into a bar and orders a shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After he finishes, he looks into his pocket again and orders another shot.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bartender is curious and asks the man why he looks into his pocket ordering each shot.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man replies,<strong> \u201cI have a picture of my wife in my pocket, and when she starts to look good,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I go home.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes, he looks into his pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and asks the man why he looks into his pocket ordering each shot. The man replies, \u201cI\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71171,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes, he looks into his pocket again and orders another shot.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71170","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Man-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-shot.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>