{"id":71155,"date":"2024-03-22T17:00:20","date_gmt":"2024-03-22T10:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71155"},"modified":"2024-03-22T17:00:20","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T10:00:20","slug":"a-man-lays-sprawled-across-three-entire-seats-at-theater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-lays-sprawled-across-three-entire-seats-at-theater\/","title":{"rendered":"A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at theater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSir, you\u2019re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man groans, but remains seated.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Usher becoming impatient with the man,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201csir, if you don\u2019t get up, I will need to get my manager involved\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Again the man just groans, which infuriates the Usher as he marches off to get the manager.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him, but with no success.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It was at this point that the manager calls the police.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Moments later, a police officer arrives and approaches the man,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201calright buddy, what\u2019s your name?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSam\u201d the man moans.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAnd where ya from Sam?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>With pain in his voice Sam replied,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cthe balcony\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. \u201cSir, you\u2019re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?&rdquo; The man groans, but remains seated. The Usher becoming impatient with the man, \u201csir, if you don\u2019t get\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71156,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. \u201cSir, you\u2019re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71155","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-man-lays-sprawled-across-three-entire-seats-at-theater.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71155\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>