{"id":71152,"date":"2024-03-22T16:58:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-22T09:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71152"},"modified":"2024-03-22T16:58:08","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T09:58:08","slug":"a-blonde-woman-called-her-brunette-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-blonde-woman-called-her-brunette-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"A blonde woman called her brunette friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI\u2019m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it\u2019s way too hard for me!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s the jigsaw supposed to be?\u201d asks the brunette.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAccording to the box,\u201d says the blonde, <strong>\u201cit\u2019s supposed to be a rooster.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When the brunette arrives at the blonde\u2019s apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI\u2019m afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This makes the blonde furious. <strong>\u201cCalm down,\u201d says the brunette.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cOnce you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it\u2019s way too hard for me!\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s the jigsaw supposed to be?\u201d asks the brunette. \u201cAccording to the box,\u201d says the blonde, \u201cit\u2019s supposed to be a rooster.\u201d When the brunette arrives at the blonde\u2019s apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71153,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"\u201cI\u2019m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it\u2019s way too hard for me!\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s the jigsaw supposed to be?\u201d asks the brunette.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71152","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-blonde-woman-called-her-brunette-friend.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71152\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p>