{"id":70924,"date":"2024-03-21T08:54:34","date_gmt":"2024-03-21T01:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70924"},"modified":"2024-03-21T08:54:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T01:54:34","slug":"two-tourists-were-driving-through-louisiana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/two-tourists-were-driving-through-louisiana\/","title":{"rendered":"Two tourists were driving through Louisiana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the <strong>\u201cblonde\u201d employee:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBefore we order, could you please settle an argument for us?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Would you please pronounce where we are at\u2026 VERY SLOWLY?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBurrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the \u201cblonde\u201d employee: \u201cBefore we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are at\u2026\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70925,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70924","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Two-tourists-were-driving-through-Louisiana.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70924\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>