{"id":70896,"date":"2024-03-20T17:16:06","date_gmt":"2024-03-20T10:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70896"},"modified":"2024-03-20T17:16:06","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T10:16:06","slug":"a-guy-amazed-with-the-low-price-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-guy-amazed-with-the-low-price-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"A guy amazed with the low price in a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks \u201chow much for a beer?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bartender replies <strong>\u201c$1\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Bartender reply\u2019s <strong>\u201c$5\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bartender then says<strong> \u201cOh well, he\u2019s upstairs in his office with my wife\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy looks all confused then asks <strong>\u201cWhat is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bartender then says <strong>\u201cThe same thing I\u2019m doing to his business\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks \u201chow much for a beer?\u201d The bartender replies \u201c$1\u201d. The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender \u201cWell then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70897,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks \u201chow much for a beer?\u201d The bartender replies \u201c$1\u201d...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70896","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-guy-amazed-with-the-low-price-in-a-bar.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70896\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>