{"id":70893,"date":"2024-03-20T17:14:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-20T10:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70893"},"modified":"2024-03-20T17:14:08","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T10:14:08","slug":"sherlock-holmes-and-dr-watson-go-on-a-camping-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/sherlock-holmes-and-dr-watson-go-on-a-camping-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWatson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI see millions and millions of stars, Holmes\u201d replies Watson.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAnd what do you deduce from that?\u201d Watson ponders for a minute.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWell, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>But what does it tell you, Holmes?\u201d Holmes is silent for a moment.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWatson, you idiot!\u201d he says. \u201cSomeone has stolen our tent!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. \u201cWatson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.\u201d \u201cI see millions and millions of stars, Holmes\u201d replies Watson. \u201cAnd what do you\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70894,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70893","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Sherlock-Holmes-and-Dr-Watson-go-on-a-camping-trip.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70893\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p>