{"id":70773,"date":"2024-03-19T16:42:02","date_gmt":"2024-03-19T09:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70773"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:31","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:31","slug":"the-hilarious-quips-of-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/the-hilarious-quips-of-children\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hilarious Quips of Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I love children. I have been a Physical Education teacher for 30 years and throughout that time, I have heard many, many funny things. So, today, I am going to share some of those innocent but amusing things that children say\u2026not only to me, but to others as well.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>During a recess that I was supervising one day, a little third grade girl came up to me and asked, \u201cWhat do yo want to be when you grow up?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Grandma: \u201cLJ (little James), you did a great job staying in bed at grandma\u2019s house last night.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>LJ: \u201cWell, I did get up one time, grandma.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Grandma: \u201cReally?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>LJ: Yes, because I picked a booger with my finger and I needed my flashlight so nI cold look at it.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A seven-year-old says, \u201cI am not an oxymoron!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A 6-year-old watched his dad tap the walls searching for support beams to hang his pictures. \u201cDaddy, there is no one in there.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Told to make up her mind, a little girl asks, \u201cHow do you put makeup on your mind?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A 7-year-old boy to his 3-year-old sister: \u201cTell me when you are asleep, okay?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHow is that going to work?\u201d asks a new kindergartner, upon being told to hold up two fingers if he had to go to the bathroom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather\u2019s computer. She told him she was writing a story. \u201cWhat\u2019s it about?\u201d he asked. \u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d she said. \u201cI can\u2019t read.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day day a little girl was standing next to me and stroking my eyebrow with her finger. When I asked what she was doing she said, \u201cI\u2019m your eyebrow petter.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day, after one of my Physical Education classes, the entire class got into a line behind a water fountain to get a drink. Suddenly, a little boy came up to me and asked, \u201cCan I go to the nurse?\u201d I asked him, \u201cNurse? Why? Why do you want to go and see her?\u201d The boy replied, \u201cI don\u2019t know. Billy cut in line in front of me. When I told my friend Bobby that Billy cut me, he told me to go and see the nurse.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A 3-year-old after being told that her shoes were on the wrong feet: \u201cDon\u2019t be silly, Mommy. I know they\u2019re my feet.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A friend of mine was resting during a family party when her niece came in to check on her. She told her that she didn\u2019t feel well, that she had bad cramps. She then went outside and announced to everyone that \u201cAunt Kim doesn\u2019t want to come to the party because she has CRABS, really bad ones!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A little 4-year-old boy brought over his new puppy to his grandparents house one day. His grandma started scolding her cat because it kept hissing at the puppy. The little boy asked quizzically, \u201cWhy are you talking to the cat? They can\u2019t talk!\u201d A few minutes later, the small child started talking to his puppy, his grandma asked him, \u201cWhy are yo talking to your dog? They can\u2019t talk?\u201d The little boy replied, \u201cI know grandma, but they are good listeners!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A 3-year-old came inside and announced \u201cI peed outside.\u201d He was asked if his underwear was wet and my son proudly replied, \u201cNope, I peed on Luna. It was like a shower for her.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day a 4-year-old was upstairs and yelled, \u201couch!\u201d When he asked what happened he yelled down to me, \u201cI stubbed my toe! The one that ate roast beef!\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After getting in trouble for something a little boy said, \u201cI\u2019m only 5\u2014I don\u2019t know all the rules yet!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Grandma: \u201cLevi, if you were making a sandwich, what wold you pt on it?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi: \u201cMeat, cheese and ketchup\u2026on a bun.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Grandma: \u201cWold you call that a \u2018Levi Sandwich\u2019?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi: No, you silly, I call it a cheeseburger!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>If you have any funny things that children have said to you, please feel free to share them, I might use them in a future post! 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