{"id":70643,"date":"2024-03-18T14:57:56","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T07:57:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70643"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:32","slug":"he-watched-as-old-lady-boarded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/he-watched-as-old-lady-boarded\/","title":{"rendered":"He watched as old lady boarded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cExcuse me,\u201d said Joe <strong>\u201cdogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The lady wasn\u2019t happy, but Joe was an experienced steward and succeeded in convincing the lady without much of a scene.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Upon arrival, Joe took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead! Frantic that they may get sued, Joe quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Just in the nick of time the underling arrived with the dog.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis isn\u2019t my dog!\u201d said the lady as soon as she saw it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m sure it is\u201d insisted Joe <strong>\u201cI was very careful about where I put it.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s not my dog\u201d argued the lady, <strong>\u201cyou see, I was bringing my dog to my home town to have him buried, and this dog is alive!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. \u201cExcuse me,\u201d said Joe \u201cdogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage.\u201d The lady wasn\u2019t happy, but Joe was an experienced steward and succeeded in\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70644,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. \u201cExcuse me,\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70643","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/He-watched-as-old-lady-boarded.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70643\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>