{"id":70634,"date":"2024-03-18T12:02:35","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T05:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70634"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:32","slug":"husband-and-wife-had-a-bitter-quarrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/husband-and-wife-had-a-bitter-quarrel\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband yells, <strong>\u201cWhen you die, I\u2019m getting you a headstone that reads:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHere Lies My Wife \u2013 Cold As Ever\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYeah?\u201d she replies.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhen you die, I\u2019m getting you a headstone that reads:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHere Lies My Husband \u2013 Stiff At Last\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, \u201cWhen you die, I\u2019m getting you a headstone that reads: \u201cHere Lies My Wife \u2013 Cold As Ever\u201d \u201cYeah?\u201d she replies. \u201cWhen you die, I\u2019m getting you a headstone that reads: \u201cHere Lies My Husband \u2013 Stiff\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70635,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, \u201cWhen you die, I\u2019m getting you a headstone that reads...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70634","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Husband-and-wife-had-a-bitter-quarrel.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70634\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>