{"id":70622,"date":"2024-03-18T11:49:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T04:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70622"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:32","slug":"a-girl-came-skipping-home-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-girl-came-skipping-home-from-school\/","title":{"rendered":"A girl came skipping home from school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A girl came skipping home from school one day.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMommy, Mommy,\u201d she yelled, <strong>\u201cwe were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cVery good,\u201d said her mother.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIs it because I\u2019m blonde, Mommy?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes, Honey, it\u2019s because you\u2019re blonde.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMommy, Mommy,\u201d She yelled, <strong>\u201cwe were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cVery good,\u201d said her mother.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIs it because I\u2019m blonde, Mommy?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes, Honey, it\u2019s because you\u2019re blonde.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day the girl came skipping home from school.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;Mommy, Mommy,\u201d she yelled,<strong> \u201cwe were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!\u201d And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cVery good,\u201d said her embarrassed mother.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIs it because I\u2019m blonde, mommy?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, Honey, it\u2019s because you\u2019re 25.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A girl came skipping home from school one day. \u201cMommy, Mommy,\u201d she yelled, \u201cwe were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!\u201d \u201cVery good,\u201d said her mother. \u201cIs it because I\u2019m blonde, Mommy?\u201d \u201cYes, Honey,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70623,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"\u201cMommy, Mommy,\u201d she yelled, \u201cwe were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70622","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-girl-came-skipping-home-from-school.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70622\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p>