{"id":70619,"date":"2024-03-18T11:42:29","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T04:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70619"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:32","slug":"husband-bought-surprise-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/husband-bought-surprise-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband Bought Surprise Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBuy me a surprise for my birthday!\u201d she said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSomething that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And on the day she finally got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Scroll down to know what was her birthday gift,\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It Was A Blue Colour Weight Machine\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The poor guy is dead today, and his wife\u2019s in jail for his murder !\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband\u2026 \u201cBuy me a surprise for my birthday!\u201d she said. \u201cSomething that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!\u201d Happy\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70620,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70619","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Husband-Bought-Surprise-Birthday.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70619\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>