{"id":70616,"date":"2024-03-18T11:39:42","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T04:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70616"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:32","slug":"tim-decided-to-tie-the-knot-with-his-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/tim-decided-to-tie-the-knot-with-his-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Tim Decided To Tie The Knot With His Girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.\n

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.\n

His wife was standing nearby watching him.\n

After a long period of silence she finally speaks:\n

\u201cTim, I\u2019ve been thinking, now that we\u2019re married maybe it\u2019s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.\u201d\n

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.\n

She says, \u201cDarling, what\u2019s wrong?\u201d\n

\u201cFor a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.\u201d\n

\u201cEx-wife!\u201d she screams,\n

\u201cI didn\u2019t know you were married before!\u201d\n

\u201cI wasn\u2019t,\u201d he replied.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: \u201cTim, I\u2019ve been thinking, now that we\u2019re married maybe it\u2019s time you quit golfing. You spend so\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70617,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70616","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Tim-Decided-To-Tie-The-Knot-With-His-Girlfriend.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70616\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}