{"id":70604,"date":"2024-03-18T11:28:50","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T04:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70604"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:32","slug":"johnny-teaches-his-entire-family-a-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/johnny-teaches-his-entire-family-a-lesson\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day, Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother\u2019s house.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cJohnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.\u201d said his mother.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI don\u2019t need to,\u201d the boy replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOf course, you do\u201d his mother insisted.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWe always say a prayer before eating at our house.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s at our house,\u201d Johnny explained.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBut this is Grandma\u2019s house and she knows how to cook.&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. One day, Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother\u2019s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70605,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday,","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70604","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Johnny-Teaches-His-Entire-Family-A-Lesson.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70604\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>