{"id":70598,"date":"2024-03-18T11:20:30","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T04:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70598"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"a-couple-goes-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-couple-goes-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"A Couple Goes In A Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A wife says,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband responds,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWho is he?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife answers,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWell, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh my God! He\u2019s still celebrating his freedom!\u201d says the husband.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife says, \u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d The husband responds, \u201cWho is he?\u201d The wife answers, \u201cWell, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage.\u201d \u201cOh my God! He\u2019s still celebrating his freedom!\u201d says the husband.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70599,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A wife says, \u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d The husband responds, \u201cWho is he?\u201d The wife answers,","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70598","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Couple-Goes-In-A-Bar.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70598\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p>