{"id":70460,"date":"2024-03-14T14:19:58","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T07:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70460"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"doctor-i-have-a-problem-with-passing-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/doctor-i-have-a-problem-with-passing-gas\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor I have a problem with passing gas"},"content":{"rendered":"
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says,\n \u201cDoctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me too much.\n It never smells and it\u2019s always silent.\n As a matter of fact I\u2019ve passed gas at least 20 times since I\u2019ve been here in your office.\n You didn\u2019t know I was passing gas because it doesn\u2019t smell and it\u2019s silent.\u201d\n The doctor says \u201cI see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.\u201d\n The next week the lady goes back.\n \u201cDoctor,\u201d she says, \u201cI don\u2019t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas\u2026\n although still silent, it stinks terribly.\u201d\n \u201cGood\u201d, the doctor said, \u201cnow that we\u2019ve cleared up your sinuses, we\u2019ll start to work on your hearing.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, \u201cDoctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me too much. It never smells and it\u2019s always silent. As a matter of fact I\u2019ve passed gas at least 20 times since I\u2019ve been here in your office. You didn\u2019t know\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70466,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, \u201cDoctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me too much.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70460","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Doctor-I-have-a-problem-with-passing-gas.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70460\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}