{"id":70460,"date":"2024-03-14T14:19:58","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T07:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70460"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"doctor-i-have-a-problem-with-passing-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/doctor-i-have-a-problem-with-passing-gas\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor I have a problem with passing gas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This little old lady goes to the doctor and says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDoctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me too much.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>It never smells and it\u2019s always silent.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>As a matter of fact I\u2019ve passed gas at least 20 times since I\u2019ve been here in your office.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>You didn\u2019t know I was passing gas because it doesn\u2019t smell and it\u2019s silent.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor says<strong> \u201cI see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next week the lady goes back.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDoctor,\u201d she says, <strong>\u201cI don\u2019t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>although still silent, it stinks terribly.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cGood\u201d, the doctor said,<strong> \u201cnow that we\u2019ve cleared up your sinuses, <strong>we\u2019ll start to work on your hearing.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, \u201cDoctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me too much. It never smells and it\u2019s always silent. As a matter of fact I\u2019ve passed gas at least 20 times since I\u2019ve been here in your office. You didn\u2019t know\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70466,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, \u201cDoctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me too much.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70460","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Doctor-I-have-a-problem-with-passing-gas.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70460\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>