{"id":70440,"date":"2024-03-14T11:29:42","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70440"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"a-woman-visits-her-husband-in-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-woman-visits-her-husband-in-prison\/","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Visits Her Husband In Prison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman visits her husband in prison\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t make my husband work like that. He\u2019s exhausted!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The officer laughs and says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAre you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell all day!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife replies:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBull*****! He just told me he\u2019s been digging a tunnel for months!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman visits her husband in prison\u2026 Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t make my husband work like that. He\u2019s exhausted!\u201d The officer laughs and says, \u201cAre you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell all day!\u201d The wife replies: \u201cBull*****! He just told me he\u2019s been digging\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70441,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Before leaving, she tells a correction officer\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t make my husband work like that. He\u2019s exhausted!\u201d. The officer laughs and says...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70440","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Woman-Visits-Her-Husband-In-Prison.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70440\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>