{"id":70440,"date":"2024-03-14T11:29:42","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70440"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"a-woman-visits-her-husband-in-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-woman-visits-her-husband-in-prison\/","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Visits Her Husband In Prison"},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman visits her husband in prison\u2026\n

Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:\n

\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t make my husband work like that. He\u2019s exhausted!\u201d\n

The officer laughs and says,\n

\u201cAre you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell all day!\u201d\n

The wife replies:\n

\u201cBull*****! He just told me he\u2019s been digging a tunnel for months!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman visits her husband in prison\u2026 Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t make my husband work like that. He\u2019s exhausted!\u201d The officer laughs and says, \u201cAre you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell all day!\u201d The wife replies: \u201cBull*****! He just told me he\u2019s been digging\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70441,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Before leaving, she tells a correction officer\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t make my husband work like that. He\u2019s exhausted!\u201d. The officer laughs and says...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70440","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Woman-Visits-Her-Husband-In-Prison.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70440\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}