{"id":70437,"date":"2024-03-14T11:26:14","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70437"},"modified":"2024-06-14T17:29:45","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T10:29:45","slug":"a-man-and-woman-were-having-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-and-woman-were-having-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man And Woman Were Having Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The judge asked the husband,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIn the six weeks we\u2019ve been together, we haven\u2019t been able to agree on one thing.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife said, <strong>\u201cSeven weeks.&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asked the husband, \u201cWhat has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":79614,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70437","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-man-and-woman-were-having-marriage-problems.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70437\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>