{"id":70437,"date":"2024-03-14T11:26:14","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70437"},"modified":"2024-06-14T17:29:45","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T10:29:45","slug":"a-man-and-woman-were-having-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-and-woman-were-having-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man And Woman Were Having Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together.\n

After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.\n

The judge asked the husband,\n

\u201cWhat has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?\u201d\n

The husband said,\n

\u201cIn the six weeks we\u2019ve been together, we haven\u2019t been able to agree on one thing.\u201d\n

The wife said, \u201cSeven weeks.”\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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