{"id":70422,"date":"2024-03-14T11:08:37","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70422"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"the-telephone-rang-at-johnnys-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/the-telephone-rang-at-johnnys-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The Telephone Rang At Johnny\u2019s House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The telephone rang at little Johnny\u2019s house.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>&ldquo;Hello&rdquo;.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man on the other end of the line says\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHello, is your Dad home?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny whispers <strong>\u201cyes, but he\u2019s busy.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man said,<strong> &ldquo;we\u2019ll can I talk with your mom?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny whispers <strong>\u201cno, she\u2019s busy too\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man said,<strong> \u201cwe\u2019ll is there anyone else there?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny whispers\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cthere\u2019s a policeman and a fireman here\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man says <strong>\u201cwell can I talk with one of them\u201d?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny whispers <strong>\u201cno, they\u2019re busy too\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man says <strong>\u201cwe\u2019ll what in the heck is going on over there\u201d?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny whispers\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cthey\u2019re looking for me\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The telephone rang at little Johnny\u2019s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers &ldquo;Hello&rdquo;. The man on the other end of the line says \u201cHello, is your Dad home?\u201d Little Johnny whispers \u201cyes, but he\u2019s busy.&rdquo; The man said, &ldquo;we\u2019ll can I talk with your mom?&rdquo; Little Johnny whispers \u201cno, she\u2019s busy too\u201d. The\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70423,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers "Hello". The man on the other end of the line says \u201cHello, is your Dad home?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70422","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/The-Telephone-Rang-At-Johnnys-House.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70422\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p>