{"id":70422,"date":"2024-03-14T11:08:37","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70422"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"the-telephone-rang-at-johnnys-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/the-telephone-rang-at-johnnys-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The Telephone Rang At Johnny\u2019s House"},"content":{"rendered":"
The telephone rang at little Johnny\u2019s house.\n Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers\n “Hello”.\n The man on the other end of the line says\n \u201cHello, is your Dad home?\u201d\n Little Johnny whispers \u201cyes, but he\u2019s busy.”\n The man said, “we\u2019ll can I talk with your mom?”\n Little Johnny whispers \u201cno, she\u2019s busy too\u201d.\n The man said, \u201cwe\u2019ll is there anyone else there?\u201d\n Little Johnny whispers\n \u201cthere\u2019s a policeman and a fireman here\u201d.\n The man says \u201cwell can I talk with one of them\u201d?\n Little Johnny whispers \u201cno, they\u2019re busy too\u201d.\n The man says \u201cwe\u2019ll what in the heck is going on over there\u201d?\n Little Johnny whispers\n \u201cthey\u2019re looking for me\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The telephone rang at little Johnny\u2019s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers “Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says \u201cHello, is your Dad home?\u201d Little Johnny whispers \u201cyes, but he\u2019s busy.” The man said, “we\u2019ll can I talk with your mom?” Little Johnny whispers \u201cno, she\u2019s busy too\u201d. The\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70423,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers "Hello". The man on the other end of the line says \u201cHello, is your Dad home?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70422","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/The-Telephone-Rang-At-Johnnys-House.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70422\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}