{"id":70416,"date":"2024-03-14T11:03:10","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70416"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:34","slug":"little-boy-johnny-was-attending-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/little-boy-johnny-was-attending-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Boy Johnny Was Attending Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"

A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding.\n

After the service, his cousin asked him,\n

\u201cHow many women can a man marry?\u201d\n

\u201cSixteen,\u201d the Johnny responded.\n

His cousin was amazed that he came up with an answer so quickly.\n

\u201cWhat makes you say that?\u201d\n

\u201cEasy,\u201d the little boy said.\n

\u201cAll you have to do is add it up, like the vicar said: \u2018Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.’\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, \u201cHow many women can a man marry?\u201d \u201cSixteen,\u201d the Johnny responded. His cousin was amazed that he came up with an answer so quickly. \u201cWhat makes you say that?\u201d \u201cEasy,\u201d the little boy said. \u201cAll you have to do\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70417,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, \u201cHow many women can a man marry?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70416","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Little-Boy-Johnny-Was-Attending-Wedding.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70416\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}